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*Submission, Strange Horizons, 9/27
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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result." -- Albert Einstein
This explains why when I tell you - three times - that it's not a good weekend for you to drop by, and you insist on trying to do it anyway, you will be met at the door with a taser. Obviously, your brand of insanity only responds to shock therapy.
*Submission, Strange Horizons, 9/27
Everything Else
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result." -- Albert Einstein
This explains why when I tell you - three times - that it's not a good weekend for you to drop by, and you insist on trying to do it anyway, you will be met at the door with a taser. Obviously, your brand of insanity only responds to shock therapy.